Once upon a time, a man was attacked by a vampire bird
He was sucked to deaf
The vampire bird killed him at last

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Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat
Vampire bat

The lake of fire tore his ass up
He was burning to the crisp
He was cast into the lake of burning flame

[chorus]

[instrumental]

After the vampire bird sucked blood out of me,
He started stabbing me in my ass
Then three more vampire birds stabbed me in my ass too
They sucked the blood out of me, killing me

[chorus]

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
Folgers: it\'s good to the last drop.